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letsjustcallthemfreckles: led-: NO SHIT MSN GOLLY WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU THIS Oh, we aren’t supposed to do that? Hm, this explains the loss of money from my account and a dozen lost accounts.

Jan 31st

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Sam: Urgh? Did you just cum?
Its Matt: You wish
Its Matt: Ex's man....giving me h2o
Sam: What, water?
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Ryan: I am
Ryan: Confused
Sam: Matts pm is eurgh
Sam: And he said exs are giving him air
Sam: Which is O
Ryan: Is he an assistant in a female magicians magic trick
Sam: But he meant h2o
Ryan: Where they stick him in a glass box of water 
Ryan: With a straightjacket on 
Ryan: And a blindfold
Sam: LOL
Sam: He'd love it.
Ryan: And a bag over him
Ryan: Covered in chains
Sam: Hahahahaha
Ryan: But instead of telling him the secret to get out 
Ryan: They just walk offstage?
Sam: Yes. And he dies
Ryan: Is that what 'giving h2o' means
Ryan: Also
Ryan: >Ex's man
Sam: Hahahahahherhtlylkyjykklqahgahfhfhutuiturtcbcbhahhahahahahahahah
Ryan: This implies that he's talking to his exes' man
Sam: It implys he has an ex
Ryan: I always knew he was into stealing boyfriends

Jan 28th

2 tags

Trolling Matt

Ryan: Matt?
Its Matt: Hey
Ryan: I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Ryan: Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Its Matt: LOL
Its Matt: Get out
Ryan: While you're far away and dreaming
Ryan: I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
Ryan: I could stay lost in this moment forever
Ryan: ...
Its Matt: Hahaha
Ryan: Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure
Its Matt: What songs this?
Ryan: Don't wanna close my eyes
Ryan: Don't wanna fall asleep
Ryan: Cause I'd miss you baby
Ryan: And I don't wanna miss a thing
Its Matt: Dude stop spamming me with lyrics
Its Matt: Lo
Its Matt: L
Ryan: Cause even when I dream of you
Its Matt: Get out
Ryan: The sweetest dream will never do
Ryan: I'd still miss you baby
Ryan: And I don't wanna miss a thing
Ryan: I don't wanna miss one smile
Ryan: I don't wanna miss one kiss
Ryan: I just wanna be with you
Ryan: Right here with you, just like this
Ryan: I just wanna hold you close
Ryan: Feel your heart so close to mine
Its Matt: Dude not cool
Ryan: And just stay here in this moment
Ryan: ...
Ryan: For all the rest of time
Ryan: I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
Ryan: I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP
Ryan: CAUSE ID MISS YOU BABY
Ryan: AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING
Its Matt: What song was that?
Ryan: What song?
Its Matt: What was all that then?
Ryan: A poetic slam
Ryan: For you.